Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
As shirtless as possible
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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