There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I think my moral compass just broke
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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