there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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