belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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