Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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