We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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