He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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