speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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