I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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