Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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