Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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