everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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