i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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