Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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