69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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