jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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