so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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