I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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