Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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