god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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