she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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