Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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