some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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