The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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