So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the day after is always just damage control
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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