Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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