If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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