Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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