physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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