i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
