haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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