If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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