But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
nutella sex= disaster
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
