We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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