i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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