Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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