Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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