You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize
