I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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