Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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