I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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