yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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