Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just tell him i said nine months
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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