Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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