see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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