I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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