i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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