I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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