Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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