dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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